This will only be funny to those of you who know my dad and even then, it might not come out as funny as it was, but I have to say it now before I forget.
Situation: My dad is on the couch watching the news, I am at the sink peeling an orange, and my mom is on the friend with her friend Nancy.
Mom: okay, well have fun on your trip.
Courtney: where is Nancy going
Mom: she's going to Chicago for Bob's company Christmas party.
Dad (out of nowhere): Courtney, tell me what your mom just said that she won't tell me right now!
Courtney: WHAT?
Dad: what did your mom just whisper that she is keeping from me?
Courtney: She said that Nancy is going to Chicago for Bob's Christmas party.
pause
Dad: Bob's company is going under?
Courtney: WHAT?
Dad: they shouldn't be taking people to Chicago if their company is going under with the economy.
I have no idea what conversation he was a part of.
Not 3 seconds later, my mom leaves the room in annoyance and the news comes on with that little 3 year olf from Florida who is missing. The news says they found a child's body in Florida a 1/2 mile away from her grandmother's house.
Dad: Who is that?
Courtney: That is that little girl in Florida who's mom killed her and they can't find her.
Dad: Oh that little girl in Florida who's mom killed her and they can't find her.
He is a horse of a different color:)
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5 comments:
LOL!!!
I can totally hear it now;-) Wish I was there
xoxo
That is exactly how it went down!!!
Gotta love Rich!!! I think all Dad's are the same, that type of conversation happens in my family all the time!!! lol ;)
too funny....seriously, we need to get him a hearing aid!!!
Seriously...what is wrong with him? He is too much:) I'm looking forward to being home for hte next few days to get more stories:) We won't even talk about the aol password one:)
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